![]() You think you lack the capacity for anger. Or whatever is in the box comprising your chest.Youâre not really angry, you guess. Iriri Wrote:To truly become a real, living being, you must learn the power of forgiveness! Forgive your master in your heart. Itâs not like you get tired of walking, lacking actual muscles, and between your lack of intellect and the novelty of, well, everything, you donât really get bored! So, what do? Should you check out the Cave, wander around the Hills, or head off into the higher mountainy places? Or you guess you could go somewhere else. And you think you see things wandering about off in the distance. You do see what looks like a Cave in the side of a nearby hill, though. Looking around, you sure donât see any candy. ![]() Some Squigglies Wrote:Welcome! Candy and fun sunshiney wonderment lie ahead! And also maybe the Goofy Barnacle?But maybe that is just wishful thinking. But, if you had to guess, you would probably guess that it says: Travelers should avoid wild memes, as they can be dangerous.Hmm⦠you donât know what all of those funny squigglies mean. What could it mean? Soon something else pops up that fascinates you: A piece of wood, with stuff on it!Ī Sign Wrote:Danger: Foothills of Meme lie ahead. Beyond these hills, the land continues to rise up even higher, until it looks like it goes all the way into the sky! Arching above the mountains is a Double Rainbow. The land eventually begins to become rougher, becoming slight rises and eventually full-on hills. You're not sure how you're doing this, as you lack vocal cords and also have never heard music, ever. You ignore your conflicting urges, though, and continue on your way. And possibly east at the same time you go west. You begin stomping in a westerly direction, despite a slight desire to go south. And to the West, the ground goes up! Neat. To the East you think you can hear a kind of wooshy crashy sound. Exciting! To the South also looks pretty flat, but there are some pretty cool clouds out that way. So! North, south, east, or west? You do know your directions, because thereâs a compass in one of your shoulders! So no worries there. So you guess youâll just kind of pick a direction and start walking. Problem is, you donât actually know where that stuff is. ![]() Since you donât have ears, or eyes, or a brain to interpret signals from either of those things, you kinda mess things up some times. At least you think thatâs what he said. You know he said that you have to cross through the Lands of Wacky Uh to get to the Search M&M where youâll find the Moogle Follicle. The green guy told you that you needed to talk to⦠the⦠um⦠Gaggle Orifice? No⦠Goggle Mackeral? Not that either⦠Googly Jar-a-pickles? Something like that. You then stealthily made your way out of town (by which I of course mean you marched right through the streets, in broad daylight, making no effort to conceal yourself in any way), and are now at large. It would bring a tear to your eye, if you had an actual eye and not just one the green guy drew on you in black permanent marker. Long story short, you left your erstwhile master a Beautifully Composed And Written Note, informing him that you were leaving and that you never wanted to see him ever again ever. Thinking is not your strong suit, is what Iâm trying to convey, here. Youâre not actually sure what you might want, seeing as youâre the inside of your noggin is made up of two tool boxes, a collection of screws, bolts, washers and nails, and some assorted scrap items. Now, truth be told, youâre not entirely sure that that is a thing that you want, deep in your heart of hearts (which happens to be a set of dishes), but you donât have anything better to do, and that green guy seemed to think that it was a thing a person should want, so there you go. Scant minutes after he created you, he even ripped open one of your arms, just to steal one of your precious innards.įortunately, the nice green guy with the big smile patched you up, good as new! He even told you that there might be a way to become a full-fledged living being, instead of this kinda-animatated hunk of cardboard and various junk. Created out of old cardboard boxes by an uncaring master, abandoned to a world you know nothing about.
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